"How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?"
"No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad ass vampire. But love and a pesky curse deafanged me. And now I`m just a big, fluffy pippu with bad teeth. -No. not the hair. Never the hair."
"But theres must be some way I can show my appreciation."
"No! Helping those in need`s my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough."
"I understand. I have a nephew who`s gay, so,-"
"Say no more! Evil`s still afoot. And I`m almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel I like so much!
Quickly! To the Angelmobile! Away!"
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